Really Weird Sexual Harassment
The Bloviating Zeppelin has a posting on a very absurd sexual harassment situation and he is right about that.
The sexual harassment police need something better to do.
Perhaps dealing with some sexist monkeys in Kenya. It does appear that a particularly savage and brave troop of monkeys are really giving a Kenyan village a very hard time. They are stealing food and harassing their women.
"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.
I have never heard of monkeys doing that before but I'm sure the politically correct enforcers will be right on it. I mean if they have time to bring felony charges against juvenile horseplay, they certainly have time to do this.
Oh, and the people are not allowed to kill or harm any of these monkeys. Government orders. (Even though some have had to abandon their homes.)
The sexual harassment police need something better to do.
Perhaps dealing with some sexist monkeys in Kenya. It does appear that a particularly savage and brave troop of monkeys are really giving a Kenyan village a very hard time. They are stealing food and harassing their women.
"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.
I have never heard of monkeys doing that before but I'm sure the politically correct enforcers will be right on it. I mean if they have time to bring felony charges against juvenile horseplay, they certainly have time to do this.
Oh, and the people are not allowed to kill or harm any of these monkeys. Government orders. (Even though some have had to abandon their homes.)
posted by shoprat at 11:39 AM
7 Comments:
Whrn I was little and lived in Romulus we had this guy on the end of our street who hadthree monkeys on leashes who lived in a big tree in his front yard. They were really nasty bastards who would crap in thier hands and throw it at you! So this story fits right in there! Man them lower primates are acting up because they are mad that they haven't figured out technology yet and have an axe to grind. Think "Planet of the Apes". "Get your hands off me you danmed dirty ape!" Apologies to C. Heston
I'll go over to BZ's when I finish my comment here.
I read the entire article on the monkeys, Shoprat.
LOL, Tim! I doubt they care about technology... they're just naturally mischievious creatures. Sort of like kids with no supervision, but worse. I've never heard of kids deficating in their hands and throwing it at anyone. But the monkeys you refer to here, Shoprat, seem to be over the top, even for monkeys. It's interesting that the natives tried to poison them even though it's against the law to harm the nasty critters. They must truly be desperate.
It seems the monkeys have far to much testosterone. I wonder if they got into a stash of Viagra? Didn't Saltpeter used to be used on prisoners to keep their sexual urges under control? Maybe that's what they should put on the crops. :)
I'm not surprised. Some tribes in Africa call monkeys and apes "hairy men" and think they are human. Wild monkeys aren't cute. They can be vicious and aggressive.
tim I have encountered "tame" monkeys and they are very unpredictable. They do not make good pets.
gayle That might work!
pjc Many of them are also bloodthirsty killers of each other and smaller animals. (They eat more than just bananas)
They're also as human as wild animals can get, they don't sound all that different from "just your average band" of furry outlaws.
To those farmers, the "protected species" law must be maddening, when a few well placed bursts from a rapidfire small-arm or twenty would be just the ticket to send Curious George on a quest for safer pickings.
Imagine how the Barkleys or the Cartwrights would have felt had the same legal protection been granted to rustlers.
Low on time but HAD to read the comments on this one. Something like a dog "humping" someone's leg? LOL
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